Title: Backward Compatible
Author: Sarah Daltry and Pete
Clark
Genre: Geek Romance
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Not too
long ago,
in a town
that,
depending
on your current location,
is either
not super far
or
actually quite close…
It is a
time of chaotic hormones.
Two nerdy
gents
home for
winter break
have
discovered a female gamer
at a
midnight release.
During the
break,
the gamer
trio manages
to reveal
the game’s secret boss,
a hidden
enemy
with
enough power to destroy
anything
in its path.
Pursued by
other gamers
who want
to be the first
to beat
this boss,
George and
Katie race to level up,
and, in so
doing, restore decency
and sexual
activity to their personal galaxy…
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December 2013 release
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“These
graphics suck,” George says and I look back at the screen. We’re standing in
the middle of the Estate, colorful orbs quivering ahead of us. We each have to
choose our starting advantage. Waterfalls shimmer in the distance and the
sunlight streams over multicolored stones in the courtyard.
“Amateurs,”
Lanyon concurs. “I mean, they couldn’t have five
waterfalls?”
“Your
ironic wit is mind blowing, but choose your damn orbs,” I tell them. I
consider. Magic, defense, offense, stealth, and charisma. I always go for magic
as a black mage, but I wonder if a druid needs something else. Screw it. I need
charisma in real life, too.
“Charisma?”
Lanyon asks. “No one ever picks charisma.”
“We’re
a party of a thief, druid, and a bard. We’re screwed regardless.”
“You
two underestimate the mighty power of my lute,” George argues.
“Did
you start with charisma?” Lanyon
asks.
“Hell,
no. I have charisma in spades. I started with stealth.”
“Great.
A stealthy bard,” I sigh.
“She’s
right,” Lanyon concedes. “We’re screwed.”
However,
it actually isn’t bad at all at first. We power through the Estate and make it
to the Yobanaria Dale with no resurrections and all at level ten. I’m
impressed. George hasn’t actually fought anything,
but he has some pretty awe-inspiring charm mastery already. I think I might
have a serious crush. He seals the deal when he buffs my hailstorm spell
without even being asked.
“Can
you guys watch El Thiefelo? My mom wants me to eat supper,” Lanyon says.
“Yeah,
we’ve got it,” I tell him. “The first boss is in the elven ruins anyway, so we
should grind a bit. I think he’s a twelve.”
George
and I explore the Dale, taking out bats and Joba spores. It’s fairly quiet,
except for when we combo with his charms and my spells and he yells out, “Eat
lute, bitch,” but it’s nice. We work well, almost inherently understanding each
other. I’ve never been able to play this effectively with anyone. I try not to
think about his eyes. Stupid boys, being cute and stuff.
By
the time Lanyon comes back, we’re all at level 12, although Lanyon leveled up
just by standing by a door while we played. Still, we are ready to take on
Balsa the Proud. As a black mage, it took me about nine seconds. Trees don’t
like fire. However, druids don’t have the same level of black magic and all
elemental magic is weakened by the need to draw from the elements nearby.
Sadly, trees seem to avoid storing fire runes in their villages. I expect this
to be a little more challenging. It might even take fifteen seconds.
“First
boss. Also known as the freebie bitch to sucker the young folks into a false
sense of security,” Lanyon announces as he runs into the center of Balsa’s
lair. The cinema plays and then, in a moment of pure absurdity, El Thiefelo is
squished as Balsa steps on him.
“Can
someone revive me?” Lanyon whines.
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Sarah Daltry:
Sarah Daltry writes about the
regular people who populate our lives. She's written works in various genres -
romance, erotica, fantasy, horror. Genre isn't as important as telling a story
about people and how their lives unfold. Sarah tends to focus on YA/NA characters
but she's been known to shake it up. Most of her stories are about
relationships - romantic, familial, friendly - because love and empathy are the
foundation of life. It doesn't matter if the story is set in contemporary NY,
historical Britain, or a fantasy world in the future - human beings are most
interesting in the ways they interact with others. This is the principle behind
all of Sarah's stories.
Sarah has spent most of her life in
school, from her BA and MA in English and writing to teaching both at the high
school and college level. She also loves studying art history and really
anything because learning is fun.
When Sarah isn't writing, she tends
to waste a lot of time checking Facebook for pictures of cats, shooting virtual
zombies, and simply staring out the window.
She has
written several books, most notably Bitter
Fruits, an urban fantasy in the Eden’s
Fall series, and the Flowering series,
including Forget Me Not, Lily of the
Valley, and Star of Bethlehem.
Pete
Clark:
Pete Clark likes writing, animals, potato chips, and cheese. Midnight Riders is his first published
novel, although he can also proudly say he finally finished Helix Crashing, the fantasy novel he has
been working on for over a decade. In addition, he has written Across the Barren Landscape, a
collection of linked Western short stories. He also writes plays, both dramatic
and comedic.
When he is not writing, Pete tends to ignore everyone around
him and obsess over sports.
Sarah’s
Website: http://sarahdaltry.com
Pete’s
Website: http://punchmyselfintheface.wordpress.com
Sarah’s
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/SarahDaltryAuthor
Pete’s
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/PeteClarkAuthor
Sarah’s
Twitter: http://twitter.com/SarahDaltry
Pete’s
Twitter: http://twitter.com/PeteClarkBooks
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Top More than Ten:
Sarah’s Favorite Video Games:
1. Borderlands 1 and 2
2. Fallout 3
3. Persona series
4. Eternal Darkness
5. Silent Hill series
6. Final Fantasy series
7. Skyrim
8. Dragon Age series
9. Mass Effect series
10. Fable series
11. Bioshock series
12. Magic: The Gathering
13. Perfect Dark
14. Heavy Rain
15. LA Noire
16. Parasite Eve
17. Catherine
18. Zuma
Pete’s Favorite Video Games:
1. Bioshock
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Uncharted 2
4. Eternal Darkness
5. Goldeneye
6. Ms. Pac Man
7. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
8. God of War III
9. Dead Space
10. Silent Hill 2
11. Infamous 2
12. Portal
13. Defender
14. Super Metroid
15. Mass Effect
16. Castlevania
17. Call of Duty 4
18. Dragon Warrior
19. Perfect Dark
20. Arkham Asylum
21. Limbo
22. Rogue Squadron 2
23. Medieval
24. Parasite Eve
25. The Walking Dead
26. Metal Gear Solid
27. Team Fortress 2
28. Kagero: Deception 2
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